Pattern Recognition | Crew Tee

"Pattern Recognition Made Me Lose All My Friends" isn't a complaint—it's a diagnosis.

For those who can't help but connect the dots, and the spiritually allergic to false idols. This garment is dedicated to anyone who's stared too long into the machinery of modernity and started recognizing familiar shapes in unfamiliar places.

Perfect for goth club freakouts, parking-lot philosophy, reading forbidden PDFs, and accidentally ruining family dinners.

WARNING: May result in unsolicited accusations of "looking too deep into things." Side effects include heightened intuition, social exile, and an inability to watch the news without laughing.

For those who refuse to ignore the pattern.